A few more....
The Full Monty
Dave: No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
Animal House
Jennings: Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation and his jokes are terrible (bell rings)....but that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I am waiting for reports from some of you...listen...I'm not joking. This is my job!
Jaws
Brody: It doesn't make any sense when you pay a guy like you to watch sharks.
Hooper: Well, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either.
Brody: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: That makes a lot of sense.
Wonder Boys
Grady: She's a transvestite.
Crabtree: You're stoned.
Grady: She's still a transvestite.
James Leer: Now that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog and a garment bag almost perfectly.
Grady: That's just what they used to say in the ads.
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