[the_real_linda]

anything wednesday or debbie says on addams family values


Wednesday: I don't want to be in the pageant.
Gary: Don't you want me to realize my vision?
Wednesday: Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.
Gary: Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.


Amanda: Is that your bathing suit?
Wednesday: Is that your overbite?
Gary: One of you will be the drowning victim and the one will be our lifesaver.
Amanda: I'll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.



Wednesday: Wait! We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.



Uncle Fester: I'm her husband.
Debbie: Fester!
Uncle Fester: Gimme a kiss.
Debbie: Gimme a twenty.