the will
i bloody ribcut a.k.a. gus a.k.a. preten361 a.k.a. the sexorcist, being of terribly deranged mind and well-overused body, do hereby bequeath:
to gorephobia, my myspace account.
to ferretchucker, the shoe's im wearing. there payless brand, all black and i been wearing them for like four years.
to V, the cheetah blanket i use as a curtain.
to disease, my two sizes too small pair of camoflodge pants.
to crabapple, my dvd the matador.it doesnt have a case though...
to dante'sinferno, the other dvd without a case creepy crawlers.
to stubbornforgey, a pair of my black socks. and yes i bought them that color, hahaha.the only thing though is the ankle parts are worn out, ...and there a little faded too.
to dpmccoy, the shirt off my back. i bought it in '02, it' a tribal element and on the back it has two badass graffiti pieces and a spraycan with the head of a skull dripping purple paint from it's mouth.enjoy
to despare, advice. dont mess with a married mexican's wife.
to bloodrayne, my remaining three computers screen towel wipes.
to newb, my eight remaing cd-r disc's.
to novadawn, one of my unopened pack's of paper.
to zwoti, my martial art's power. apon death i will transfer the possesion.
to sickasfuck, my copywritten yo momma insult.
yo momma so fat, it takes her two suitcases to pack one pair of pants.
i know i missed a bunch, if you want a slice of the pie ask my mother and she'll let you go threw my shit. pick out something you like, nobody will watch you either, so you could even steal too if you wanted.....gus:)
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