[monalisa]

This wasn't scary, but it was funny. The BF and I were coming home from vacation and there was an open seat next to us (3 seats per space). So we were thinkin' "cool we have room to stretch". Then this woman sat next to us. Her husband was across the ailse and they were obviously not getting along, cuz she sat by us and hubby-poo had 3 seats all to himself. I was seated next to her and tried the obvious annoying things like wiggling in my seat a lot and hogging the armrest, but to no avail. So the BF takes it upon himself to let one rip, very audible and stinky. But it worked, she glanced over at us in disgust and went and sat by her husband. As embarrassed as I was, I was also grateful that it worked. Of course he giggled about it most of the flight home.