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I got bored in English class and decided to blow my assignment out of proportion.
I ended up making a 1/2 page assignment into a 3 1/2 page assignment.
I turned it in a week late.
When I got it back, I had twice the bonus points than what he took off for it being late and a note saying that if I would let him keep a copy, he'd get me published and that I was the best writer he had ever had the pleasure of reading.
I loved it... especially because I re-read it.
It sucked and it was close to something I had read in the past.
Bordering on plagiarism if you ask me.
:p
I never really thought he was cut out to be an English teacher.
But I love baffling him with my not-so-brilliance.
I felt special... I can confuse idiots.
I wish I were good enough for publication.
:rolleyes:
I talk too much...
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