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Originally Posted by Mictlantechutli
The Dutch Oven is a favorite passtime - when you fart in bead and then throw the covers over your partner's head.
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Ugh...God...There have been MANY instances where I have yelled, "STOP WAVING THE BLANKETS!"...and he laughs his ass off and just KEEPS doing it really fast.....Why does he ALWAYS have to wave the blankets?!
I mean...When it's me...and he doesn't hear it...I just say, "Psst...Don't lift the blankets"...haha
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