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Originally Posted by newb
Actually since my wife's first out-burst, she has become more conservative. She will actually deny being the culprit when its just her and I in the car.Of course being the discreet one that I am.....I will usually open the window and hang out whilst yelling "ARRGHHH...IT STINKS".
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LMAO....There is NOTHING funnier than driving down the road (OMG, I can't even TYPE this I can't stop laughing...hahaha)...with a loaded vehicle and all of a sudden ALL the windows roll down at the same time and everyone's gagging and waving their hands, and Alex, Ash and I are laughing our asses off....Just imagine seeing that when you're driving...HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, and one time when I was at work on a construction site (a LONG time ago, before I had kids), one of the guys said, "OMG...Did you just fart?!"...I said, "No"...He said, "Oh...It must have been ME then...We better get the hell outta here"...hahaha
And anytime that anyone asks me if I farted, Dustin always says, "No, it wasn't her...cuz...she isn't laughing"...:D
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