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Fart in front of her? Hell I fart ON her! And she does to me too.
The Dutch Oven is a favorite passtime - when you fart in bead and then throw the covers over your partner's head. Good times. But the gas is for intimates, friends, family and such.
As for public gassing - it is quite rude, so I usually walk past and old person when I do it and then look at them funny. They usually don't remember if they farted or not.
If there's no old people present, find a baby...or a dog and blame it:D
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