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My husband is one of those who will fart anywhere. One day we were in the grocery store and apparently the urge hit him. We were in an aisle that had a few people in it. He was standing beside this little old lady and everyone else was a few feet away. He let out a loud FAARRRT, then glares at the old lady and exclaims, "Oh my god! How dare you!" and walks away. The horrified look on her face was priceless. I am standing at the end of the aisle laughing my ass off. He is so bad.:rolleyes:
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Of course I'm out of my mind . . . It's dark and scary in there.
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