Oh, I have another one that was pretty funny...But, it wasn't US this time:
We were shopping...Seri was only 2 years old...All of a sudden, she yelled real loud, "Hey, Who farted?!" (at 2, she couldn't say her 'r's well, so it came out like 'fawted'...It was so freakin' cute...Even though I had to tell her "shhhh").....Weeellll...There was only ONE woman in the aisle with us, and she VERY quickly exitted the aisle...hahaha
I just remembered another one (that wasn't us :p)...We were at the store, and there was this guy who farted...But, it was really funny because it was like a lot of little farts...Every time he took a step, one would slip out...So, it was like step, rrt...step, rrt...step,rrt...For about 8 steps...It was fricken hilarious...Seri was in a stroller, no way I could keep her from laughing because she was so little...lol
That last one is much funnier when we tell it in person, cuz we can act it out :D
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