[ferretchucker]

my most embarrasing fart was a few years back when I was on stage at my local carnegie hall. Around 1000 people in there and I was about 8. It was a musical performance from all the local schools. Well, to close it all off, I had to play a solo on my recorder. after the first few notes, those butterflies in my stoumach decided to fly to safety via my poop hole. there worst part was I couldn't stop it. I had a mic in front of me so it was a continous BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM for about 7 seconds. The first three rows burst out laughing, soon it spread across the hall until everyone was in hysterics. I first tried to start again but laughed whenever I tried. Never did the solo in the end. Apparently, the stink went backstage and to the 5th row.