[newb]

Nah......only kidding

In light of recent events here I think its time for some levity and "A QUESTION ONLY A NEWB COULD ASK"

What is your policy, concerning your "significant other", on farting. I mean do you expell gas in front of them....if so how long were you together before the first episode? Believe it or not my brother has been married for 26 years and HAS NOT farted in front of his wife.....EVER. I personally think this is unhealthy.

My situation was...we were still dating.....maybe a few months, I believe it was new years eve....she had a few drinks...we were back at her house and she was sitting at the kitchen table.......AND LET ONE RIP.......beautifully resonated off the wooden chair......I knew at that moment....I WAS GONNA MARRY THIS GIRL.

25 YEARS LATER WE ARE STILL GOING STRONG....[we don't have many friends] But we are happy in our smelly little world.