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10. Drowning while im trying to save someone who is drowing.
9. Getting hit by a blimp
8. Electricuted while photocopying my ass.
7. Playing Russian Roullette with a Semi-Automatic
6. In the sack with Hillary
5. Choking on a Ham sandwich
4. Getting crapped on by an elephant
3. Whilst on the toilet
2. auto-erotic asphyxiation
and
1. Get beaten to death by a drag queen
happy birthday
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