"Seriously, slashers is just a sorry excuse for watching porn. I really like the "Friday The 13th" series, but be honest...haven't you gotten a hard-on at least once from watching it?"
"I didn't mean PORN PORN! I meant Porn. As in letting inexcusable nudity on to the big screen. Either way. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!"
"NO!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!
I MEAN SLASHERS ARE BAD EXCUSES FOR PUTTING SOFTCORE NUDITY IN MOVIES!
I LOVE SLASHERS!!!"
"NO!
I LIKE BOOBIES!
I just get sid-tracked by them. I love slashers!
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUUUT THIS ANYWAY!!!"