[SFF]

OK, everyone is doing the "best of" lists. So, I feel like doing a "worst of" list.

Worst bands or groups ever to sign a recording contract IMO:

1. Cannibal Corpse (The name of this group alone is reason enough to make the list. Their awful music confirms their eligibility)

2. Motorhead (As a rule, anybody who writes lyrics such as "Shetland pony, extra pepperoni, come on and bite my bone" should be euthanized)

3. NSYNC (Need I say more?)

4. Backstreet Boys (Same as above)

5. ICP (White horrorcore rappers who wear clown make-up and were declared "Worst group EVER" by Blender magazine. Once again, need I say more?)

6. Good Charlotte (From where did these freaks come?)

7. Smashmouth (I wish somebody would have smashed them in the mouth and then lynched them so they never would have had the chance to press an album)

8. Poison (OK, Brett Michaels was great eye candy, but he couldn't sing to save his life. The Flesh and Blood album was ok, but all the rest were dog shit)

9. Mr. Big (Anybody else remember these losers?)

10. Boys II Men (God, they were corny!)