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When I was in chapel at my school, one of the new, younger male teachers stated this in a somber tone. The entire audience was so quiet.
I'm not sure you may have heard, but there was a tragic accident on the 101 (a local freeway)
A little boy was playing on an overpass with a fishing pole; just dangling it over the edge.
Then a Semi sped past. The hook caught, and the boy's arms were ripped off.
(Gasp i the audience, a couple confused looks, and a couple snickers)
They found and arrested the driver.
He was charged with armed robbery.
I thought it was gay, but alot of people were laughing, and even more were pissed.
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Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!
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