[stubbornforgey]

I have family up from the south island and we will be having an easter egg hunt
but the highlight of today will be the sports challenge between the 2 islands..north and south families.
Games are rugby 'mixed' teams
Netball 'mixed' teams
Billiards
Basketball

heres my dilemma..
North Island family are very fucken lazy (my team) not to mention FAT!!
the only running they do is to the kitchen when the food is ready.
Right now the south island family are out training at 4.am and mine are either
still drunk at the 'sports challenge celebration' party or feeding thier faces at the all night takeouts bar.

I am a bastard of a captain..I want to win..
I need tips on how to cheat !!!!!!!!:o