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Old 03-16-2007, 02:08 PM
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OMG...This Is SO True!!!

I can't WAIT till Dustin sees this...These are some of the things that freaked him out when he first moved here...He's used to it now.



YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN:

Vacation means going north or south on I-75 for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again.

You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.

You see people dressed in jeans and a t-shirt at restaurants that most people consider "dress up" places.

You leave your house, garage and cars/trucks unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to use them.

You can't pass by a stranger without them acknowledging you in some way and saying "hi" or at LEAST nodding in your direction.

You sit on your front porch and people wave as they drive or walk by.

You ask a stranger something like, "How are you?" and you get ALL the details.

Someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there.

You have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.

"Down South" means Tennessee to you.

Cincinnati is referred to as "the city" and you avoid crossing the river unless you absolutely have to.


Do you guys have anything like this about where YOU live?
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