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Originally posted by bloodygurl02
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
Fri Feb 27,11:10 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.
"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said.
The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.
Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said.
The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
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It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge
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LMAO!!!! This line alone easily makes this the funniest story I have read in a while. Anyway, the woman who took him to court was crazy, I would have had my ear glued to the wall. :p