A man goes sky diving for the first time, and he spots a blind man preparing for his jump. The man asks him, how do you sky dive if you're blind? And he responded by saying "I... jump out of the plane..."
The man then laughed and asked, "How do you know when to pull your parachute cord?"
The blind man responded with "I adapted to being able to smell the pine from 30,000 feet up."
Then the interested man said, "how do you know when to prep for landing??"
Then the blind man giggled and replied.....................................
"When the LEASH goes SLACK!":D
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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
oh posher, I love you.
well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.
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