[Ash's_evil_hand]

So how about some lines you'd never hear in a horror film. I'll start.

'I know, let's go somewhere less isolated'
'Okay, okay, you got me. It was me all along'
'That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!'
'No, wait, I've had an idea. I'll wait for help to arrive'
'And they all lived happily ever after'
'You know, I'm just not cut out for this serial killer thing...'

:)

Any more?