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Originally Posted by The Flayed One
Silliest one I ever got:
A woman called me and asked me if I had time to take a survey regarding sports. I said sure, figuring she'd be asking me what sports I liked the most, how often I watched them, blah blah blah.
She went on for 15mins asking me questions about product sponsorship for basketball. I never watch the NBA, so I had no idea. Conversation went like this:
Her: What is the official drink of the NBA?
Me: Ummmm....Gatorade?
Her: What is the official razor of the NBA?
Me: I don't know...Gillette?
Her: What is the official motor oil of the NBA?
Me: The NBA has an official motor oil?
Her: Yes, sir. Do you know?
Me: I don't even know if I know the name of any brand of motor oil. I don't drive.
Her: Could you guess?
Me: Ummm...is there one called Penzoil?
Her: Yes.
Me: I'll take that one, I guess.
Her: What is the official shoe of the NBA?
Me: Ma'am, I think I might be wasting your time. I've never watched an entire NBA game.
Her: Ever?
Me: Not once.
Her: Could you hold, please?
Then she hung up on me! I never thought I'd be the one getting hung up on!
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That, I must say, is pretty funny.