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Had to read the whole thread to make sure these others weren't mentioned:
1) The cars never start
2) Complete silence...Then the loud, sudden, jump scare
3) Looking out a dark window, something comes crashing through it
4) Chicks with big boobs HAVE to take their clothes off (I think it's a requirement or something)
5) Creaky doors
6) Basement lights burn out/burst
7) Tripping/falling down basement stairs
8) Asshole always dies fast
9) Old guy that everyone loves, as soon as he says, "This is my last day on the job", "I'm retiring after this", or gives you his whole life story and endears himself to you...He's dead...You KNOW he's dead...
10) If there's water...A lake, pond, pool...Someone usually ends up dead in it...
11) Big black attack dogs in gated cemeteries...What ARE they protecting?
12) Cemetery fences/gates with spikes on top...Somebody's gonna get snagged, injured or impaled on them
13) Run out of gas/break down at night in a storm...Go to old farmhouse to use the phone...You're dead
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
Last edited by bloodrayne; 02-13-2007 at 11:08 PM.
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