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Originally Posted by urgeok
man - i got the 'mother of all puked on' when my kid was one years old.
we had a friend from the UK visiting and we all decided to take the subway downtown (30 minute ride minimum) to see the busker festival (street musicians)
i was holding my kid, facing me, and before we reached the second stop - the poor little guy puked a full bottle of formula on me, covering me from head to toe in this foul smelling gross sludge..
the entire car of people were laughing ans ewwwwing at the same time ..
so i say to my wife .. jesus I have to go home .. and she says ... just wait until we get downtown and we'll go to a store for a new shirt and shorts.
i look at her like she's speaking russian .. i was mortified to ride the one stop back, let alone go all the way downtown, walk down the street, walk into a store, browse. etc ..
this wasnt a spot on me here or there ...i was completely covered ..
and it stunk to high heaven too.
we went back home .. it was everything i could do to stop puking myself..
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I know that had to suck dude, but that is fucking hilarious....:D