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Babies Are MEAN!!!
Ash just tried to rip out my eyebrow ring for about the millionth time
Every time he does it, he laughs and looks so innocent
He also pulls out my hair, tries to dig out my eyeballs, and grabs my lip and tries to rip it off
All the while, smiling and laughing
When Seri was 2 years old, she busted her dad's head with a telephone...While he was sleeping...
Sadists
How many injuries have you guys sustained at the merciless hands of these grinning, giggling, too cute, little brutal babies?
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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