I got called Miss instead of Ma'am at the store the other day. I could have just kissed the clerk, but I figured that would have just scared the hell out of him, so I behaved.
About the toe thing, I broke the same toe twice, years apart. It's a little crooked now.
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis
"Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG
"Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me
"Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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