[stubbornforgey]

My band were booked to play for some girls graduation
..
we left everything up to our manager ..as you do..
Holy fuckery..!!
we finally arrive to a fucken haybarn converted into some kind of dance hall..
Our stage consisted of steel bread trays ..covered with planks of wood..
but heres the best...
there were 20 power extension leads running from the barn and plugged into power points
into the PPLS HOUSES..not far from the venue..
during our perfomances..the kids left at the house kept turning off or knocking
the plugs out of the walls.
our Hotel turned out to be none other ..than mattresses thrown on the floor
at one of the locals houses...that connected to a milking shed.

Turned out that ..this girl was the managers neice and asked for us cos she had a crush on our male lead vocalist and wanted to be hooked up.
we sure as hell sacked his black ass the same night..
also turned out we played for FREE!!!!
our fee negotiated by our manager was free lodging and free food ..!!
we would get that everywhere we played ..as well as our nightly fees ..fucktard!!!