Well going on the immortal words of one of my best friends I'd probably have to "keep it sexy" because no matter what you're doing, running a marathon or having heart surgery that was always her advice. Even in situations where everyone would deem it impossible, if you don't try then you don't have an excuse.
Which to me leaves very few options:
One would be a suicide jump, landed perfectly. However, it can also be pretty unflattering if you don't land it right. I think it's mostly up to luck anyway, I don't like leaving things up to luck.
I'd have to go with hanging probably. I wouldn't eat for a day before and I would barely eat the day before that, I'd get really drunk the night before so I'm vomiting whatever is left. I'll be hungover and dehydrated for the actual hanging. Leave myself a good hour or two to get ready, maybe more since it's pretty important. Yup, I'd make her proud.
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