[ferretchucker]

When me and my family went to Panama we stayed in a little motel near the beach. Well, on the internet it said you had to book ahead because it was nearly full all the time so we did. No refunds either.

When we got there we found two unmade beds. Well, not just unmade, but soaking wet. Turns out the air conditioning vent was in the ceiling above the beds. Well, becuase it was soo big, we thought we wouldnt boil in the night. Wrong again.

At around 1:00am i realized it was pumping hot air into the room and the control panel was broken. So, after having to pay "room service" ( a fat guy in a vest) to come and fix it, we got to sleep on the floor because they had "no spare rooms" and no spare bedsheets.

After getting through the night I thought I'd have a nice long shower. The bathroom was a murky brown colour and there was no hot water. The lightbulb was fading fast too. As for the continental breakfast. $3.50 for a cup of warm orange juice and a slice of burnt toast with only butter on it.

I'm glad we only stayed there for one night. Before you say it, we did demand a refund but as it said when we reserved a room on the internet, no refunds. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, we were greated in the pool by 3 cockroaches and a rat scurying around outside it.