[crabapple]

You should have seen this one place I lived in...the rent was dirt cheap, very agreeable in that respect. But man! A million cockaroachers, and two roommates who refused to do anything about it and forbade me to do anything about it. So many roaches, they would fall out of the kitchen cupboards when you opened them to get a packet of oakmeal or something. Literally. So one day I am feeling pretty silly and I go to the store and spend ten dollars on those fumigator things that you add water to and they steam up and give off this roach choker. A couple hours later, roachers are coming out of every little crack, out of the heating ducts, the fireplace, the kitchen, from under the furniture, everywhere. All running around like little maniacs, very unhappy about my roach fogger purchase decision.