There's a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist in jail. So suddenly, the zoophilic says “Hey guys, lets fuck a cat!” And everybody is like “FUCK YES!”, but suddenly, the coprophilic says “After we fuck it, we shit on it!” Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says “Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!”. The sadist then says “Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!” So the fetichist is like “And then, we dildo fuck it!” Everybody is like “YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!”
To which the masochist says “Meow”
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