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this one is kid-safe, but i always liked it.
A duck goes into a hardware store, tracks down an employee and asks "Do you have any duct tape?"
the employee gets mad and says "We dont allow ducks in here. Get the hell out."
The duck shrugs and leaves.
the next day, he comes back in, and runs into the same employee and asks "Do you have any duct tape?"
the employee shouts again "I told you, we dont serve ducks here. Get lost!"
again, the duck shrugs and leaves.
the next day, same scenario, except that the employee is losing his mind now. "If i see you again, i am going to nail your little webbed feet to the floor!"
The duck hurries out.
The next day, he sneaks into the store, finds the employee, and coughs. "Ahem. Do you have any nails?"
"Noo......"
"Do you have a hammer?"
"NO!"
"Good. Do you have any duct tape?"
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