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Mentioned this one a while back (what happened to the best speeches thread?).
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town:
"From what I can see, no matter what system of government we have, there will always be leaders and always be followers. It's like the road out in front of my house. It's on a steep hill. Every day I watch the cars climbing up. Some go lickety-split up that hill on high, some have to shift into second, and some sputter and shake and slip back to the bottom again. Same cars, same gasoline, yet some make it and some don't. And I say the fellas who can make the hill on high should stop once in a while and help those who can't. That's all I'm trying to do with this money. Help the fellas who can't make the hill on high."
Bubba Ho-Tep is good too but probably not appropriate heh.
"I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checking to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name that bump after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin' off. Oh, man. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn't had a hard-on in years. Oh, man. My God, man. How long have I been here? Am I really awake now, or am I just dreamin' I'm awake? How could my plans have gone so wrong? When the hell are they gonna serve lunch? Considerin' what they serve, why the hell do I care? If Priscilla discovered I was alive, would she come and see me? Would we still wanna fuck? Or would we merely have to talk about it? Is there, finally and really, anything to life other than food, shit, and sex? Well, goddamnit... How could I have gone from the "King of rock and roll"to this? Old guy in a rest home in East Texas with a growth on his pecker. And what is that growth, man? Cancer? Nobody's talkin'. No one seems to know... or wants to."
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