[crabapple]

All this talk of cider is making me want to ..... get some cider. All I have is rum over here and that gets boring. It's so frickin' cold right now, the cats are freezing, I am freezing, my windows are freezing, and a man deserves a little taste of the appley hooch juice ever once in a while.

You people are lucky you have somany differeny types o cider in your indigenous localities. You go to the liquor store over here, and all there is is beer, beer, beer, beer, and different colored beer, and none of them are particularly good either. Even the imports are stale by the time they get into the rifrigeration units. And speaking of refigeratadors, it's really cold in here and I would like once of you nice people to go get me some cidernow. Thank you. Much. I may just have to have me some roasted hot flip in the meantime.