It's always Rayne and her cool threads:
I Heather being of a rather sound mind and veluptuous body do hereby bequeath my humble belongings to the following:
To Rayne, my dear friend, I leave the ashes of my corpse, because Goddess knows she'd be the only person to come close to wanting them.
To Rod Usher I would divide half of my occult library with him, Rod getting the High Magick half and...
To Dude Guadalupe I leave the Shamanic part of my library
To Vodstock I impart my ability to type so that once he writes "it" his editor doesn't kill him.
To The STE I leave lascivious photos of myself
To MurderDoll I leave my own personal book of forbidden knowledge so that she may learn from a Mistress of carnal delights
To one of you I leave a most secret and nefarious item that dare not be mentioned herein
To another, I leave an open canister of graveyard dirt with an old coffin nail driven into it's depths.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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