I ferretchucker of being of homicidal state of mind and a "Parents tell their kids not to stare" body dohereby bequeath that...
My account goes to Stubborn so she can let loose all her inside anger onto others and then they can blame my ghost.
My demonic ear rings, necklases and 10cm studded bracelet to Bloodrayne just for the sake of it.
The photo's I took of bloodrayne using the camera she gave me to Dave because he's just itching for them.
My family guy ultimate collection DVD's and cat to Spalalalalalalalalalalalalalala and so on...
My Great nan's recipe book (that she wrote) to Cheebs so he can use it to smash the TV after 400 hours of family guy.
My chopped off arse to disease so even when on holiday he can feel down under.
My plans to make the world the great empire of Ferretchucker to XtRaVa so he can avenge me.
My halloween complete collection including (cheaply made) short "Jason vs Michael" to Halloweenfreak.
My gothic statues to Trippin so when he looks at the wizards long hair he can imagine it on himself.
My statue of Wufongtan to wufongtan (by statue I mean the brown stuff I do in the toilet.)
And finally to BD I will give my "How to eliminate and dispose of maths, french, english, history, geography and science teachers." book (written by me and my friend woodsy).
All those without anything from me, tough titties I forgot so make yourself more known.
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