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Old 01-05-2007, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ShankS View Post
Had many types of cider, though I don't drink it now. Traditional scrumpy Jack used to be a fave binge cider when on camping holidays. We got some leathal stuff once in this 4 or 5 litre glass Demijohn, you could see chunks of apple floating around the murky drink. It smelt really acidic and had a taste of sour over stewd cooking apples. One of the guys threw up in his tent and went back to sleep he was so drunk. Morning time when he crawled out the ground sheet of the tent was wrecked and that wasn't slept in again lol.
..... When i was 19, a freind of mine came over to my house with his brother. we watched clerks. i started drinking when we put the tape in, and by the time it was done, i had polished off 9. The last of which was a rapberry ale (Blech...)

I layed down after they left, and after about 2 minutes thought "I need to go upstairs, im gonna puke"

I managed to sit upright just before blasting part 1 of 9 beers all over my bed and rug, then managed to get to a sink to let loose the rest.

Strill stinking drunk, i managed to clean the carpet, and get my sheets into the washer. I promptly passedout on my unfurnsihed bed.

I had to get up and go to work the next daym where i suffered for 2 hours before begging to go home. My mattress was ruined, the smell of vomit WOULD NOT come out. As luck would have it, i had a new bed arriving that day anyway. :D

I also discovered spicy food makes me feel better if i am sick or hung over.
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