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Two movies that were hyped up the wazoo that completely sucked were

The Blair Witch Project: How anyone could have thought this was real is beyond me. First, they were always fresh. These people were in the woods for how many days, and they never got dirty. How do you manage that? But, my favorite bit of reality was when they were running away with camera in tow. If you're being chased by a witch, bear or deliverence mountain folk, you're not going to weight yourself down with a camera.

Take away the fact this was suppose to be real, and you've got nothing.

Hostel: I don't remember how they advertised this movie except it was suppose to be the second coming of horror. The first hour was nothing by lame tits and ass with moronic frat asses. By the time the gore came, I was hoping each would die. The eye hanging out just sad.

Two of the lamest horror movies in recent years.