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Old 01-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackSunProductions View Post
3) Because hollywood producers are bankers not D&D fans. 90% of the D&D players I talked to hated the movie. Honestly, tricking the Beholder by throwing a stick like it was a fucking dog was going way over the top.

4) Better asked... Why is Paris Hilton famous?
Re: 4; She sucked rick solomon's dick and it got out. tada....

3: Allow me to wax geek for a moment....

Beholders are supposed to be genius level creatures... And that little twit claimed to be a passionate hardcore d&d player...

The rug of smothering was a pit of oatmeal... God, it just missed EVERYTHING that would have made it good, or even given d&d geeks something to like.
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