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"What are you in for?"
"Ripping off a man's penis... with my bare hands!"
Anyway, I ALWAYS laugh when I hear these stories. Nobody can make me feel bad either, because he didn't die or anything. :cool:
Besides... If you're at a point in your life where a woman is trying to rip off your penis, then you probably shouldn't be having kids anyway. ;)
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stop the world - I want to get off
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