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Old 01-02-2007, 01:16 PM
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Mars Attacks:
I want the people of America to know, that we still have 2 out of 3 branches left, and that ain't bad!


Braincandy has one of my favorite lines in all of movie history:
Chris: Could I get a refil? My tea is getting a little lukey.

Woman: Luke warm Chris?

Sisco: No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbred!


A couple i have heard on the radio, but have no idea where they come from:

Want some whiskey?
It's 6:30 in the morning!
Scoth?


And:
Well, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
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