There are a hundred of these threads every year, and i always love them for some reason...
Spoon from Dog Slodiers: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp... (Spits gum)
28 days later:
A guy walks into a bar with a girraffe. he has a couple of drinks,t hen starts to leave without the girraffe. The bartender shouts "Oi! You can leave that lyin' there!"
The man looks back and says "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe."
Snatch:
Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger"?
Because he dodges bullets, Avi...
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