[Miss Olivia]

Hmm....here goes:
Bad breath
Missing teeth
Rotten teeth
Hippies
Guys in saggy pants
Greasy hair
Body odor
Dirty fingernails
Guys who don't trim the basement.
Guys who want to borrow your makeup mirror to smooth their eyebrows.
Girls who get drunk and then latch onto whoever's in arm's reach.....that's how you get knocked the fuck out.
Men who wear underwear that simulates animal skin. You are NOT an alligator.
Smelly feet.
Dirty socks.
Feet in general.
Men who sneak into your room and put on your lingerie after the first date and lay on your bed expecting you to have sex with them when you come out of the bathroom.
Men who don't like horror movies.
Drug addicts. I have nothing against a little booze and bud, but if you're sticking anything up your nose or in your arm you won't be doing it anywhere near me.