Dave, I'm going to give you something... the best gift ever. Many people will envy you. However it will serve a great purpose.
I'm going to give you your very own dominatrix. This way you'll have something to occupy you most of the time and tie you up for the rest of the time.
Now... doesn't that sound nice?:)
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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