I'm amazed anybody was fooled into seeing it.
Exec 1: "Hey, let's do The Craft!"
Exec 2: "No, we already made that one."
Exec 3: "You want to remake it?"
1: "No, that might make people want to see the original. I want people to think this is a brand new movie."
3: "So, what do you want to do?"
1: "Take all the witches..."
2: "Yeah..."
1: "And make them guys!"
2 and 3: "BRILLIANT!"
1: "BRILLIANT!"
I swear at this rate Hot Topic will never go out of business...
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