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Originally Posted by urgeok
when my grandparents had to go from their home to 'a home' i helped my father clean the place up.
it turned out that people over the years had been giving them fruitcakes at christmas time ... and they never ate them .. there was a sub wall of them built up at the back of their fridge. My dad was going to toss them but i took them as i was poor and starving back in the day. (still poor - but hardly starving now)
the only thing better than fruitcake .... is aged fruitcake !!!
what is it about those chopped red and green marachino cherries that i love so much !!!!!!????
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I hear the moon is made out of fruitcake.
Oh, and the military uses it in anti-tank rounds. they used to use depleted uranium, but fruitcake is more dense and useless :p
Kind of like darth bane