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Originally Posted by Vodstok
Yes. i have emotional scars from murderous midgets, old blind women groping themselves, and Donald Sutherland's ass:eek:
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ok .. well get this then .. and tell me if it isnt fucking perfection :
1st off .. you have to get a picture of this guy in your head. a slight, dapper grey haired proper british gentleman. soft spoken, admired by everyone he's met as a proper gentleman .. its always the word used to describe him.
(think peter cushing, but not as severe looking.)
he was a plant manager for a major global firm .. started in GB, came to canada, was transfered to Holland, retired in the USA, then came back to Canada. so he talked and acted like an executive .. mild mannered but very professional and nice.
thing is .. he loved horror movies .. we used to go to them together whenever they played and he got a huge kick out of them - the bloodier the better ..
something you'd never see coming a million miles away ..
made him funny and cool to me ..
anyway - this happened while in Holland.
Late one night he, his wife and the 2 girls (my ex-wife and her sister) ended up watching Dont Look Now On TV.
He loved it - it scared the shit out of all the girls.
sometime after everyone went to bed he got an idea..
one of the girls had a small red raincoat..
he puts it on (the hood on his head anyway) grabs a knife from the kitchen .... and goes into my ex's room on his knees .. making sure she hears him going in...
she looks up .. and there at the side of her bed is a midget in a red raincoat holding a knife..
apparently you could hear the screams for miles..
its not so much how clever it was - but the complete and utter suprise - coming from someone who's character is so far removed from pulling a prank like that ..
best one i've ever heard.