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Originally Posted by Phalanx
It's ok if you want to tell us your friend fucked you up the ass. I try not to judge.
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No Phalanx, I am not one of your gay friends you tried to fuck up the ass. You have me confused with all the other guys you tried to fuck after they corn holed you and your big fat sleazy mama while your gay daddy took pictures. But I'm glad that I could bring back such joy filled moments for you. Please don't bring up any more fucked up the ass stories though because you know how that always makes you miss your daddy and your great dane. Oh yes nice memories for you I know but then always followed by tears of frustration since neither of them will corn hole your big fat obese pimple covered UGLY ass self anymore. Yes it's hard to know that your daddy now has other lovers.
P.S. what did say about blowing a judge??? Well at less we know that you are getting your daily protein