[EarthSlayer]

Don't know what renob said , on my ignore list, but anyway:

My friends and I used to do a lot of drinking in the 80s and early 90s so I have a LOT of amusing stories but can't really write about most of them here I don't think. Here are two that I will try and get away with. ;)

First one is not sex filled just stupid

I was at a friends house when I got a phone call ( I was already ripped by the way ) My friend was telling me to come over to his house because this Blondie girl and her friend were over there drinking and Blondie had a crush on me. When he told me they had two quart bottles of Bacardi that sealed the deal.

I get there and my friend Randy & I are drinking like fish as usual while this girl is trying to get me to go with her but I was just interested in getting wasted at the moment. All the sudden I start having this massive hunger pain and I realize that I haven't eaten all day but I have been drinking since around noon( it was about 9:00 pm) So I go into the kitchen and look in the refrigerator
and the only thing in there is milk, juice and a Tupperware dish with some spam in it . The only solid food other than veggies, I'm not spam fan but I am starving !!!!
So I break out with the lettuce ,tomatoes ,mustard and mayo and make myself a nice sandwich. I proceed to chomp into it like only the truly wasted can and have about half it down in one full swoop. You know how it is when your REALLY drunk and hungry it's almost all gone before I tasted it. And it tastes BADDD!!!!!!! Right then my friends comes in the room . I go " This sandwich taste worse than anything I have EVER eaten dude !!!" Randy falls down on the floor instantly laughing his ass off and barely manages to say "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MIGHTY DOG DUDE" HA HA HA HA HA HA......they all must have laughed for 10 minutes straight. So everytime I saw Randy for what had to be a year he would say something like "hey dude ever try chuck wagon?" or some other dog food brand and everyone would bust out laughing! :D

Don't know if I can share the second one but it was big time funny!!!