[ferretchucker]

Out of nowhere, Bill Clinton burst onto the scene.
"My fellow sex crazed perverts. We must band together in these cold,wet,naked..."
He was staring at Mrs.Claus.
"Billy!" she shouted
Soemwhere in the distance one of the elves was playing "Reunited".

They were running towards each other naked. Just as they were about to meet the abomininable snowman broke free and slid backwards. He was sandwich between the two.

In a sudden freeze wave they were frozen together. Mrs.C was smiling to herself finally achieving her lifetime goal.